[Event Post]

[theheadmonarch]

::So, Onni, you've cornered your cousin... and you find there are two of her.

And one is unzipping her back like it's a suit, as the demon Noriko climbs out.::

Comments

[the_deadlights]

Possibly!

It's very ironclad.

[becomeanwarrior]

What a pain... guess I shouldn't have expected anything else, though.

[ I'm still pretty convinced that this was a mandate from an alternate universe Shikou, so it's VERY annoying. ]

Do we have time right now or am I. Interrupting. Something.

[theheadmonarch]

I make time for my cousin--

[the_deadlights]

Wait. He's not your brother!?

[becomeanwarrior]

Wait, shouldn't you know if I'm your brother?

Am I your brother in the other timeline? [Oh god.]

[the_deadlights]

Maybe, I dunno, I forget. Things are messy over there.

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Grabbing and shaking you lightly, Noriko Alter. ]

What do you mean you forget!? What do you mean it's messy! This is why I need more information!!

[the_deadlights]

Well that's because [sgzs'r adbztrd lx vnqkc hr zbstzkkx sgqdd vnqkcr ots snfdsgdq.]

[theheadmonarch]

...

::Presses her sunglasses up.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ That sounded like a cipher but I'm also distressed. ]

Ugh! Okay, let's just. Let's just take a step back. Are we doing charades today or not?

[theheadmonarch]

I already said yes and I can bend time and space to make it work.

As the other me and I are the same person, that's a double yes.

[becomeanwarrior]

If you're the same person then why- ugh, nevermind. Not thinking about it. I'll get sidetracked.

So... how do we start. I can't even remember the last time I played charades... if I've ever played at all, really.

[the_deadlights]

No clue!!

::Says that perkily.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Wait, weren't you the one who suggested we use charades!? Shouldn't you know how this goes!?

[theheadmonarch]

We're not that smart.

[becomeanwarrior]

Noriko...! [Exasperated cousin whine.]

Okay. So. Basic rules. No talking. I have to guess the word or phrase. No using props. I assume you can assist each other to help me solve the puzzle.

[the_deadlights]

::Holds up her hand.::

Why no props?

[becomeanwarrior]

I mean, that's the traditional rules. You can probably use props if you don't think it'll violate the spirit of the thing.

I dunno. I'm not the one under the geas, cousins.

[the_deadlights]

The first rule of [Trnf pyho vf gurer vf ab Trnf. Gur frpbaq ehyr bs Trnf Pyho vf gurer vf ab Trnf.]

[becomeanwarrior]

[Okay, that's definitely some kind of garbled cipher, but who knows how to translate it from listening to it alone...]

I mean, to whatever you think gives you the greatest chance to explain things without setting it off, is my point. Traditional rules matter little if the geas doesn't care about them.

[the_deadlights]

::Holds up a photo of Aisenburn dressed like a Gyaru, playing with her smartphone.::

[theheadmonarch]

::Spins while spinning around you, Onni.::

[becomeanwarrior]

W-wait, hold on, are we starting already-!?

[ Oh god this is disorienting. Uhhh. Think, Onni, think! ]

Okay... cellphone... Aisenburn as a gyaru.... orbiting...? Something about orbiting?

[the_deadlights]

::Waving 'No' at your statements of Aisenburn and then taps the picture again. Tap tap tap.::

[the_deadlights]

::Keeps spinning around you, Onni, TWIRLY TWIRLY TWIRLY.::