[Event Post]

[theheadmonarch]

::So, Onni, you've cornered your cousin... and you find there are two of her.

And one is unzipping her back like it's a suit, as the demon Noriko climbs out.::

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[theheadmonarch]

::You're so off the mark Noriko (Prime) is drinking a bottle of wine she pulled out of her tits.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Don't look down on me, this was your idea...!! ]

Ugh, okay, Aisenburn, on her phone...? I need another hint, I think - I don't see how that connects to revolving...!

[the_deadlights]

...

::Holds up a finger, with a bright idea, tapping on a smartphone, plays a Karaoke of Heats from Getter Robo and starts singing it..::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Squints even further. Getter Robo...? What do Getter Robo and Aisenburn have in c-

Hm. ]

...Revolving around something... combining? Making a gestalt from separate parts? That sort of thing?

[theheadmonarch]

::The bimbos nod.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Sheesh, how was I supposed to get that from Aisenburn alone, c'mon, cuz...!

Okay, so. "Revolving around things combining." I... am going to take a guess here so we can move forward.

Are we looking at them intentionally trying to merge worlds with ours?

[the_deadlights]

::They doubly nod.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay, so that's the 'what'...

Now for the tricky part - the 'how'.

[the_deadlights]

::They ponder...::

::And point to one another. And then Noriko Prime holds up the photo of Aisenburn::

::And Noriko Another starts singing Getter Robo's "Storm".::

[becomeanwarrior]

They're... doing it by... trying to combine you two!?

[ That's the only conclusion he can draw from that. ]

[theheadmonarch]

::... The two go to a balcony to smoke.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Wait, duh, Storm - Shin vs Neo! They're trying to get you to... fight? And the two of you fighting will cause it???

C'mon - you can't just walk away from me, I'm doing my best here!

[theheadmonarch]

::Ponders... and taps something and slides her phone over to you, it's on the search page of a video site, with the top result being a video of the "Black Catcher" opening of Black Clover.::

[becomeanwarrior]

I'm not sure how this is still charades, but...

[ Taps it, watching, squinting. Oh jeez, I don't think this helps at all, but... ]

Black Catcher... Is it something about the visuals? Or is it the name...

Or is it the protagonist? Is it cancelling something else out that they want to do?

[the_deadlights]

::Shaking you hopelessly while mute.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Hey, don't blame me for being bad at charades when you're also bad at giving hints! You're supposed to be able to make it easier to solve, not harder...!

I swear, for being the same person you two have half the brainpower when you're in the same room! Can't you two put your heads together and give me an actual hint that makes SENSE!?

[ Gently grasping the skulls of both Norikos in frustrating and brings them together with a CLONK. >:< ]

[theheadmonarch]

::Onni, the universe tilts five steps to the left, and after the clonk, you see a pink haired Gyaru... cat(?) girl in place of where your cousin and her doppelganger used to be.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Oh sweet god in heaven what the fuck did I do. Oh god my head is suddenly pounding. What did I do. ]

...Nor...iko?

[theheadmonarch]

That's me, the cutest teenage Empress of Japan. Why do you look like a cat got your tongue?

::Blink blink.::

::That's definitely your cousin. Back in high school. Hair dyed pink. And if she insisted she was a cat girl. And definitely Gyaru coded.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Oh fuck. Ohhh fuck. Don't panic, Onni. Don't panic. ]

You should, uh. See for yourself.

[ Breathes onto thin air, fogging it up, as he rubs it clean with his sleeve as it manifests into a mirror to show your reflection back at you. ]

[theheadmonarch]

... Oh. At least we look like the cat's meow?

::Blink blink.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Isn't that the least of our worries!?

I'm still trying to figure out how to deal with a certain God-Empress from another timeline!

[theheadmonarch]

Well. You should be more concerned with the fact she's going to use the [qrzbaf] of their [Jnec-Nolff bs gur Vzzngrevhz] to consume our reality, starting with Earth.

[becomeanwarrior]

The hell is a-

[ Wait. Hold on. There's only a number of things that can be. Hold on. Think, you stupid detective!

Grabbing and shaking you. ]

She's going to use a queerz-baff, right? That's what you said?

[theheadmonarch]

No, I said [qrzbaf]. It's not an "A", it's "the". Plural.