[Event Post]

[theheadmonarch]

::So, Onni, you've cornered your cousin... and you find there are two of her.

And one is unzipping her back like it's a suit, as the demon Noriko climbs out.::

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

But there's more than one of everything. Okay. Noted. Filing it away for later.

[ Exhale. ...And then he winds up and HEADBUTTS you out of his headlock grip with full force. ]

[ ...Before he spins around and sees the tangled mess of red thread that's become of the balcony. ]

...When the fuck did this get here?

[theheadmonarch]

OW OW OW OWW!

::Stumbling around, whining for a minute or three.

Pause. Blink. Beat.::

... It's been there for like 10-15 minutes!

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Pause, blink, beat. ]

...What, really? How'd it even get here?

[theheadmonarch]

... I think magic from you going all mad-- gnosis. Shiyoko tells me to not use madness or insanity.

...

Is it bad I like looking like this?

[becomeanwarrior]

...Come on, Noriko. I know I'm a hothead but I don't think I can do that. [ Gestures. ] Besides, isn't that like, Illusion Witch stuff? I'd clearly be an Illusion Warlock and that's not a thing.

...It's not a bad look but I suspect Souha might object for, well, the obvious reasons. Might be a bit hard going out in front of the paparazzi like that...

[theheadmonarch]

... Your mind is beginning to correlate all the world's contents. For a moment, you saw the face of God, whose shape and colors words cannot describe, and you saw the sixfold shape of the world.

::Pause.::

But I look cute!

[becomeanwarrior]

You're blowing it out of proportion, cuz. I just lost my temper for a bit there, that's all. [ Waves you off. ]

Yes but imagine trying to make that work for the public who you already have to look all business for. Can't imagine they'd take to it well.

[theheadmonarch]

A fit of rage can lead to revelation! And I can just hypnotize them all!

::Pouting, she seems very 'Noriko when she was in high school'.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Well, I mean, sure, but you're still blowing it way out of proportion. I can't warp reality, Noriko - It's like you said, me and Artemis are way too grounded in logic and practicality and 'what is'.

And you can but I think Souha would take offense. And world leaders abroad who you couldn't get close enough to hypnotizing would probably still not take you seriously...

[ Gods, she really is Noriko from High School... what have I done. ]

[theheadmonarch]

::Created a purr-fect life form.::

Yes, and you saw past the 'what is' due to me pissing you off.

Souha's basically the only part of that argument I'm accepting.

[becomeanwarrior]

Iiii dunno. That seems like a stretch, 'cuz. I warped reality because I got really mad??

Yes, and they'll say the same thing I'm saying - you'll have a hard time convincing people you're professional like this.

[theheadmonarch]

Yes! Gwen bends the world because she gets so mad and she hits the world by punching it!

So???

::God, this is literally her being back in school!::

[becomeanwarrior]

Yeah, but she's an Illusion Witch, and I'm not! That's totally different!

[ I don't remember her being this bratty, but time does funny things to a mind...! ]

So I'm telling you right now that you might as well listen to me because Souha will just try and shake you over this anyway!

[theheadmonarch]

::Whines.::

Why are you so dumb for a smart guy! And maybe I want Souha to shake me!

[becomeanwarrior]

What's so dumb about that!? And if Souha shakes you then they'll also want to shake me since I accidentally did this to you somehow and I prefer not being shaken by my Sibling-In-Law The Regent Of Japan!

[theheadmonarch]

They'll shake you. And it's dumb because you clearly had a moment of insight, you dummy!

[becomeanwarrior]

I don't wanna be shaken, so you gotta snap out of it!

And I didn't have any moment insight! I couldn't have done this and even if I did I don't think I would know how I did!

[theheadmonarch]

Snap out of what? And the first time is always like that, ya dummy.

[becomeanwarrior]

Out of you being Super Noriko! Go back to being two Norikos!

Yeah but I'm not an Illusion Witch! There's no way I could rewrite reality by getting mad at it!

[tobeabducted]

::Slipping out to the balcony.::

Sure you can. How do you think it started for me.

And I dun wanna just yet.

[becomeanwarrior]

I dunno! You've rewritten reality enough times that it's hard to remember! Didn't you get eaten or something?

Okay, fine... just don't throw me under the bus when Souha inevitably shakes you. I tried!

[tobeabducted]

And my first time... was... very similar... you'll find out!

::Leans over the balcony and falls off, giggling as she tumbles to the city below.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Noriko-!!

[ Rushes over to the edge of the balcony, looking down wild-eyed. ]

[theheadmonarch]

LET ME HAVE SOME FUN!

::Giggles as she tumbles. Remember: Bimbos Bounce::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Stares as he watches you bounce and tumble. If I didn't have a migraine for obvious reasons, I do now. ]

...Alright, 'cuz. Just don't blame me when Souha finds out! You hear? I did everything in my power!! I accept no blame for your actions from this point forward!!