[Event Post]

[theheadmonarch]

::So, Onni, you've cornered your cousin... and you find there are two of her.

And one is unzipping her back like it's a suit, as the demon Noriko climbs out.::

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[the_deadlights]

::Holds up a photo of Aisenburn dressed like a Gyaru, playing with her smartphone.::

[theheadmonarch]

::Spins while spinning around you, Onni.::

[becomeanwarrior]

W-wait, hold on, are we starting already-!?

[ Oh god this is disorienting. Uhhh. Think, Onni, think! ]

Okay... cellphone... Aisenburn as a gyaru.... orbiting...? Something about orbiting?

[the_deadlights]

::Waving 'No' at your statements of Aisenburn and then taps the picture again. Tap tap tap.::

[the_deadlights]

::Keeps spinning around you, Onni, TWIRLY TWIRLY TWIRLY.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Oh god why did I agree to this. ]

Screen... window...? Image? Looking at something??

[ Squinting as he tries to piece it together with the orbiting. ]

Planet...oid? Orbiting a main planet? Revolving around... something? Revolving around the screen?

[theheadmonarch]

::Noriko normal nods while Demon Noriko crosses her arms in an X.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[Okay so revolving is part of it... but he's still losing the plot entirely...]

Is it... something to do with Aisenburn herself? Revolving around Aisenburn??? Am I getting warmer?

[theheadmonarch]

::Nodding.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay, so something is revolving around Aisenburn. I have that right? But what...?

[the_deadlights]

::Shakes her head 'No'.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Auuugh. Is it just that Aisenburn is a gyaru? Is that the hint? Does-

Does this revolve around gyarus somehow? [ Squinting, I cannot be getting closer to the answer this way...! ]

[theheadmonarch]

::You're so off the mark Noriko (Prime) is drinking a bottle of wine she pulled out of her tits.::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Don't look down on me, this was your idea...!! ]

Ugh, okay, Aisenburn, on her phone...? I need another hint, I think - I don't see how that connects to revolving...!

[the_deadlights]

...

::Holds up a finger, with a bright idea, tapping on a smartphone, plays a Karaoke of Heats from Getter Robo and starts singing it..::

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Squints even further. Getter Robo...? What do Getter Robo and Aisenburn have in c-

Hm. ]

...Revolving around something... combining? Making a gestalt from separate parts? That sort of thing?

[theheadmonarch]

::The bimbos nod.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Sheesh, how was I supposed to get that from Aisenburn alone, c'mon, cuz...!

Okay, so. "Revolving around things combining." I... am going to take a guess here so we can move forward.

Are we looking at them intentionally trying to merge worlds with ours?

[the_deadlights]

::They doubly nod.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay, so that's the 'what'...

Now for the tricky part - the 'how'.

[the_deadlights]

::They ponder...::

::And point to one another. And then Noriko Prime holds up the photo of Aisenburn::

::And Noriko Another starts singing Getter Robo's "Storm".::

[becomeanwarrior]

They're... doing it by... trying to combine you two!?

[ That's the only conclusion he can draw from that. ]

[theheadmonarch]

::... The two go to a balcony to smoke.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Wait, duh, Storm - Shin vs Neo! They're trying to get you to... fight? And the two of you fighting will cause it???

C'mon - you can't just walk away from me, I'm doing my best here!

[theheadmonarch]

::Ponders... and taps something and slides her phone over to you, it's on the search page of a video site, with the top result being a video of the "Black Catcher" opening of Black Clover.::