[Event Post]

[theheadmonarch]

::So, Onni, you've cornered your cousin... and you find there are two of her.

And one is unzipping her back like it's a suit, as the demon Noriko climbs out.::

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

Hence why I have to translate it into something that makes logical sense! And why is it pointless? You haven't exactly given me a lot to go on!

[ 'Is it the rose garden thing? Cannibalizing our world to save hers?'
'Does making a world a 'Maximum World' change its structure (see: Aisenburn)?'
'Makes it possible to survive when otherwise they wouldn't?' ]

[theheadmonarch]

It only has to make sense to Kamala and me, and no one else. I can't give you a lot because of a binding vow.

And yes.

Yes.

And Jeremy Bermy.

[becomeanwarrior]

Right, because Shikou is actively playing the Lord there and didn't want word getting out...

[ Squeezes his eyes shut. Focusing.
> Invade our world.
> Use Otherworlders as pawns to collapse world.
> Uses energy to fuel their world.
> 'Rebirth' their world via Maximum Summon????
> ???????? ]

[theheadmonarch]

They already did the part before the underpants gnome thing but after the Gatorade section.

[becomeanwarrior]

I hate that I understood that. I hope you know this, cuz.

[ 'World is already a Maximum Summon - why does it need us?'
'Still dying - still needs energy from us? How is that going to fix things?'
'THEN WHY IS THE WORLD BEING A 'MAXIMUM' IMPORTANT'
'I'M GOING TO HEADBUTT MY COUSIN'
'Does being a Maximum give you the ability to rewrite things???' ]

[theheadmonarch]

What happens if you combine extremely disparate elements of three things together, dummy.

[becomeanwarrior]

Well, duh, they don't fit together properly and you get problems. We already know that - we've experienced it ourselves.

But you've got me stuck on why being a 'Maximum' changes the equation. Is she just trying to amalgamate enough stuff to fill the gap?

[theheadmonarch]

DING DING DING.

And this world is a rotted enough corpse with just enough juice.

[becomeanwarrior]

...But conversely that means their world has enough juice to fix ours, I assume.

[ ...The spiderwebs continue.
'Why did she have to make that so complicated.'
'She still didn't explain why being Maximum makes that 'work'.'
'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.'
'Didn't I already pitch that and she said it was wrong?'
'-How- is she going to use the juice to fuse our world with hers? That's the missing step.'
'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.'
'Is that why the world has seemed more stable with Echo's replacements?'
'I'm going. To headbutt. My cousin.' ]

[theheadmonarch]

Zen zen dame da. Their world is a Frankenstein Vampire Werewolf. And ours is in critical hospital condition.

Why would those things work together, dummy.

[becomeanwarrior]

...So you're telling me all of this is pointless and Suzume is going to kill our world for no reason because her plan's not going to work.

[theheadmonarch]

It'll buy more time but it's no use to us unless you want reality super fucked here.

We need fresh untainted unaltered blood. A universe that is clean. A rose garden that hasn't wilted.

[becomeanwarrior]

Right right, Yellow Sign, Silver Key, Kamala.

But that means so do they, of course. So why do they think we're their miracle solution.

What do they know that we don't. Suzume can't be that stupid that she thinks we'll be able to fix her world long term, can she?

[theheadmonarch]

Good enough to keep lurching until you find something else is good enough, dummy!

Tell me, what would you describe our Suzume as?

[becomeanwarrior]

Unless she changed significantly since the last time I saw her? Pragmatic, down to earth, no nonsense.

So she's literally just going to cannibalize every timeline she has access to until she can find that miracle solution? That's it? She's just in full triage spiral?

[theheadmonarch]

I'd describe Samasu Suzume as a militant-minded right wing ultranationalist who wants to heavily rearm Japan and heavily believes all ends justify any means. She votes for the conservative party every election.

[becomeanwarrior]

So in your usual answer-a-question-with-a-question way.

"Yes, she's full sunk cost fallacy triage spiral, and the reason Alt Universe Shikou swore you to secrecy is because his wife has gone completely off the reservation."

[theheadmonarch]

And he is heavily co signing it. Half of me is here only by the [Tenpr naq Tybel bs gur Sver Ybeq, gur Jrfgrea Znfgre bs Wncna, naq gur Qrzvhetr bs Xlbgb].

[becomeanwarrior]

Ugh, of course he's co-signing it if he's gone full Obsidian Lord in that timeline... I'm not gonna be able to make sense of that string at all, so I'm not even going to try.

Okay, so let me make sure I have this crystal clear. Suzume is using the Otherworlders to stage an invasion of our world, hoping their chaos collapses our already threadbare reality. She's then going to try and cannibalize our world for whatever latent energy it has left to keep her shambling Maximum World alive. She has no plans to actually 'save' her world, she just has enough of a plan to keep it from collapsing.

Am I missing anything specific? Is there some sort of load-bearing pillar of reality that she plans to target? Or is it just 'sow enough chaos to get an instability meter to 100% and then we fall into Neo Exdeath Realm where the laws of reality mean nothing'?

[theheadmonarch]

... I don't know, I wasn't allowed in the meetings on the specifics.

::Sweatdrop.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Ah. So as to how she plans to accomplish her goals beyond the grand scheme, you have no useful information.

[ Smiles, as the webs start spiraling out again behind him.

'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.'
'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.'
'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.'
'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.'
'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.'
'I'm going to headbutt my cousin.' ]

[theheadmonarch]

I can't help with what I can't help with!

Isn't what I've brought up plenty!?

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh, yes, it's been very useful and now I have a more active direction I can prepare for, at least, but it's still annoyingly broad - there are so many ways reality can collapse and now I have to prepare for so many of them!

[ He reaches out as if to grab your shoulder... and pulls you into a headlock, Super Noriko. ]

I just figured if you were geas'd so that I had to drag this information out of you in the most circuitous and obnoxious way possible that you might have more going then "she's intentionally using the otherworlders to collapse our world, and has no idea how to save hers like we have no idea how to save ours."

So, you aren't holding out on any other information that might be extremely important? Like the fact she knows Kamala is a load-bearing reality pillar and might try to kill her to destabilize reality? Or any other complications hers being a 'Maximum World' might be bringing?

[theheadmonarch]

There's More Than One Of Everything!

[becomeanwarrior]

[ Pauses, briefly. ]

I assume there's three of everything, then. Given, y'know, Maximum.

How is this directly relevant.