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[theheadmonarch]

So, guys, an old friend of mine is in town. So if you see an eccentric lady with purple-gold hair and goes by Sophia or Sophie, she isn't a danger to you or anything.

Also, she's going to be asking some of you now/later for some help to help her beat up those masked hooligans with the Ancient Gears, that are attacking a very important tree in a very special forest that really shouldn't be messed with.

Please treat her kindly for me.

Comments

[azuremagma]

... yer fuckin' kiddin' me, right?

[theheadmonarch]

About?

[azuremagma]

Sophia.

Here?

I made a god damn mistake in stayin' if she's 'round.

[theheadmonarch]

Regretting a past relationship, Oh Prince of the Azure Inferno?

[azuremagma]

I ain't gotta explain shit ta ya.

Or my mom.

[theheadmonarch]

Your mom? ... Oh god, the family reunion for you is going to be fucking hilarious.

[memoryistime]

A special tree in a forest...?

...

[theheadmonarch]

Very very important special tree. If it isn't dealt with, all of reality burns, is shattered or falls into the Different Dimension. So if she asks for your help, Sadame, please go along with it. Helping her is helping me.

[memoryistime]

... Understood.

Though... Who exactly is "Sophia"? If she is your friend.

[Private to Sadame]

[theheadmonarch]

You know Sophia, Goddess of Rebirth? Like the Level 11 card that wipes the field and causes time to rewind?

Re: [Private to Sadame]

[memoryistime]

I am aware of such a card now, yes.

Re: [Private to Sadame]

[theheadmonarch]

She's a very old friend from my travels in the 12 Dimensions after I took over The Da Eiza's armor. She, her sister, and I used to hang out together.

[becomeanwarrior]

What did you do.

[theheadmonarch]

Nothing. She showed up while I was eating meatball sandwiches I was eating that I cooked in a microwave oven I had plugged into me.

[becomeanwarrior]

O....kay.

So why do I have a sudden feeling of dread.

[theheadmonarch]

The best way to describe her is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

[becomeanwarrior]

So exactly like every other deity I have to deal with when they're in a good mood, you're saying.

Wonderful.

[theheadmonarch]

I'm trying to think of when she's not in a good mood. Nothing's coming to mind.

[wherethewildthingsare]

...

The one that wants to reset the universe?

[theheadmonarch]

She resets her experiments not the entire universe, silly.

[wherethewildthingsare]

Isn't that like a planet.

[theheadmonarch]

A planet was one of them. She has more.

[theheadmonarch]

Or you know, the whole Duel Terminal lore is fake? Maybe, a little.

[wherethewildthingsare]

I don't buy that after you just said she had multiple planets

[theheadmonarch]

Look, I dunno if she does or not! I'm not allowed into the 12 Dimensions because I'm literally an arms treaty violation by existing or something after the last war that razed their dumbass realities!