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So, guys, an old friend of mine is in town. So if you see an eccentric lady with purple-gold hair and goes by Sophia or Sophie, she isn't a danger to you or anything.

Also, she's going to be asking some of you now/later for some help to help her beat up those masked hooligans with the Ancient Gears, that are attacking a very important tree in a very special forest that really shouldn't be messed with.

Please treat her kindly for me.

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Why would I do either of those things?! When have I ever done either of those things!?

::Flaps arms, acting grievously insulted by this smear on her character.::

I seem to vaguely recall reports of situations, where you allowed yourself to be captured by a cult that was formed in your name...

They hypnotized me! And it was an illegitimate cult!

The fact that you are capable of being hypnotized is the problem here, mistress.

You should be capable of resisting such things, but... You are admittedly biased towards experiencing it.

I would not go that native! I'm insulted! My personal hobbies aren't indicative of my ability to not perform a task!

I apologize if you feel offended by this claim, but... I do need to state this, if I feel you have not proven otherwise concerning it.

And I have a rather bad omen if you attempt to do so, irregardless.

The fact I've blown up countless other cults of mine should prove I'm capable! And whatt omen. What are you seeing if I do it?

::Crosses her arms across her ridiculously ample chest.::

I see them picking up on who or what you are and using you as a tool in order to accelerate their own plans, mainly.

How? What means? How could they!? I just want to be able to find out WHAT their plans are, and the fastest way to do that is be in their own ranks.

Besides, being invisible and hiding for months sounds stupid!

... Mistress.

I never said to hide. Just to cloak yourself from their notice.

That's being invisible and hiding! If it isn't, it sounds like it!

You can still do things while cloaking yourself.

Similarly to how I could do things by placing myself outside of time itself.

Oh great, I'm reduced to being a bedsheet ghost.

I think you are more than capable of figuring out ways to find out what is occurring and disrupting their plans by doing so, Noriko.

So I try and actually do something for once, and your advice is "Don't do anything"?

*... ... he lets out a very heavy sigh, putting his head into his hands*

Where did I say "do not do anything"? You are purposely interpreting my advice as that, simply because I am not allowing you to dress up as one of them.

Because you get information from people. That's how the world works, you go undercover, they tell you everything that's going on and then you blow up their base.

That's how this always works! You're telling me to be invisible and pretend I'm a lampshade and just watch!

::Twirls finger annoyed.::

I want to be proactive and actually do something besides whine how miserable I am and mope and get frustrated from the fact I can't get drunk. I want to take destiny into my own hands, not be driven by it, for once!

... I cannot say anything to actually stop you. *sighing again*

But I still highly recommend not going undercover like you and I are imagining. It will not help.

So what am I supposed to do. I don't want to be invisible and be some exposition dump! I want to proactively deal with the situation, not be a washed up old hag of 21!

It's not even be undercover, I don't want to be doing Stealth Sections. Those are the worst part of any videogame!

Stealth... what? *He shakes his head*

Why not consider a way to be under their notice without... outright joining them?

Well I don't want to be invisible, and I don't want to be caught by them and thus turn their army into an invincible horde of fanatically loyal bombshell vixens who are Dueling savants.

What would be the compromise here?

*he spends only a moment imagining that, before moving on.*

Perhaps you could set up something that these people would go to without arousing suspicion...? So you can get information from them.

... I have the perfect idea...! And the facility I can easily remodel to do it with!

... care to indulge me on the specifics of this idea...?

Pub and Restaurant Owner.

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