theheadmonarch | (no subject)

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Okay, the thought hit me.

Do I count as a super villain technically?

You're essentially a goddess of pleasures among other domains and the rich and influential are more likely to get swept into alternative religions.

I am vaguely aware of this possibility, yes.

Yet.

It seems like the exact kind of thing that would happen and cause my life to be way more difficult than it already is.

The rich are?

What happens if the two of us take over Tokyo.

I feel awkward about doing things like that. I shouldn't, but I feel like I'd be forcing myself on the world.

... But how would it happen?

People who are so rich they've lost all ability to contemplate reality. Y'know, super-millionaire/billionaire types.

...I don't know. Probably a lot of legal complications that my head hurts just thinking about.

I mean, a flying island seems nice, but it also is, y'know, a flying island.

A sitcom style chain of errors in which you accidentally get invited to some big political gala and the prime minister snubs you, or something. That's the most likely scenario, I feel.

I'm a super billionaire! And I contemplate reality just fine!

Would it be helped if we gave you Mad Max armor and a mullet?

Yes, and it feels rude to the others writing history.

... I feel like this is an attack on my character.

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