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[theheadmonarch]

Oh god, I realized if my kids have kids, I'll be a grandmother and I'll instantly turn into a 4 foot little old lady who wears her hair in a bun and only wears a kimono or horribly out of date sweats!

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[lampluminous]

... What?

[theheadmonarch]

Japanese grandmothers are very tiny little old ladies who do nothing but play Mahjong and Pachinko all day in bad looking clothes!

[lampluminous]

I... Don't think that'll happen instantaneously, you know.

Unless you make yourself look like that.

[theheadmonarch]

It feels like it does happen instantaneously.

And my subconscious would probably do it to me.

[lampluminous]

Okay cause you believe it.

[theheadmonarch]

Because it's true.

Stereotypes exist because there are factual bases in reality for their existence!

[lampluminous]

Stereotypes don't just manifest overnight though, either.

[theheadmonarch]

Meaning...?

[lampluminous]

... meaning it'll take time for you to turn into a 4-foot little old lady.

[theheadmonarch]

It doesn't feel like it with Asian women.

We stay very pretty forever and then MENOPAUSE, and suddenly, tiny.

But my mind is probably exaggerating it.

I think.

[lampluminous]

I think it is. Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.

[theheadmonarch]

Fair enough.